What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 20:46

So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
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How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
No way
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to