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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 20:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

No way

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No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to